Hairy Legs by Triad
JERRY PRESENTS: - HAIRY LEGS - PAINTED BY OWEN. - - NO PHONE - NO PHUN! CALL THE STUDIO AT: +46-159-31991 JERRY PRESENTS: HAIRY LEGS - PAINTED BY OWEN. - YEACHNESS! # % IT HAD BEEN AN UNUSUALLY COLD WINTER WITH HEAPS OF SNOW. THIS HAD CERTAINLY LIGHTENED UP THE LONG WINTERNIGHTS A GOOD DEAL. NO PROBLEM IN TAKING A LATE WALK TO AIR OUT THE DUST FROM THE LUNGS. DURING A PERIOD OF CLEAR SKIES THE TEMPEATURE HAD DROPPED SO MUCH DURING NIGHTS THAT ONE MORNING THERE WAS NO WATER IN THE PIPES. THAT IS, THE PIPES IN THE BASEMENT HAD FROZEN. IT TOOK HIM HALF OF THE DAY AND THE EXTRA CAR HEATER TO GET SOME WATER FOR A POT OF HOT TEA. BUT NOW, WITHIN A FEW DAYS THIS HAD ALL TURNED 180 DEGREES. THE VERY FIRST DAYS OF MARCH THE COLD HAD DISAPPEARED AND IT HAD GONE SO FAR THAT THE SNOW STARTED MELTING AT A REMARKABLE SPEED. AFTER ONE WEEK THE ONLY WHITE SPOTS WERE THE LAST REMAINS OF SOME HEAPS BESIDES THE DRIVEWAY OR WHERE THE WIND HAD LEFT A BIGGER DEPOSIT. HMMM.. . . # % OBVIOUSLY THE NEIGHBOUR'S CAT HAD DONE SOME DEPOSITING AS WELL DURING THE WINTER. FUCK THAT CAT! THERE WAS NO TELLING WHAT SORT OF BACTERIA COULD LIVE IN ONE OF THOSE HEAPS. NOW WITH THE SPRING BRINGING THE SUN AND NICE TEMPERATURES THINGS WOULD START TO GROW IN THOSE HEAPS. MAYBE IT IS BEST NOT TO MAKE THOSE LATE NIGHT WALKS.. . . . - 8 HAIRY LEGS.. . - THAT MAKES A SPIDER. - ONLY THIS CRITTER IS BIG - BIG ENOUGH TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. - NO WONDER YOU RIP THE CHAINS LIKE PAPERSTRINGS. - DINNER IS NO LONGER SERVED! R - MUSIC TITLED WASTEONE AND CODE BY KRAVIN/TRIAD. -